Tuesday, March 19, 2013

喜んでもらうには 男性 vs 女性 : アジアで�くマレ�シア人

喜んでもらうには 男性 vs 女性

男性が大変な気がする(^_^;)

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Feed him

2. Sleep with him

3. Leave him in peace

4. Don't check his phone messages

5. Don't bother him about his movements

6. Talk and solve his problem

7. Be faithful

8. Commit your everything to him

9. Obey his command

10. Worship his love and affection

11. Appreciate his devotion and commitment

12. Love his parent and care for them


So whats so hard about that?


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY


It's really not too difficult but... To make a

woman happy, a man only needs to be and to have: 


1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. Faithfulness

5. Commitment

6. A banker

7. Devotion

8. an electrician

9. a plumber

10. a mechanic

11. a carpenter

12. a decorator

14. a sexologist

15. Love her parent

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

39. courageous

42. dependable

43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Dine with her

45. Go shopping with her

46. be honest

47. be very rich(optional) , financial independent and strong.

48. buy her favourite foods, books, computer gadgets, fragrances, jewels and gifts

49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of surprise


BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO NEVER FORGET:


53. birthdays

54. anniversaries (when you met, first date, first kiss, wedding... )

55. Valentine's day

56. arrangements she makes


Do you agree?


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Goay Joe Lie
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